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20 July 2011



Tips Buat yang Bingung Deketin Cewe




Silahkan dicoba tips berikut:
Cowo: Mbak, bapaknya ahli perbintangan ya??
Cewe: Ah.. tidak, memang kenapa??
Cowo: Saya lihat bintang dimata mbak… :D
Cowo: Maaf mbak, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursi itu, pindah dideket saya saja
Cewe: Loh?? kenapa??
Cowo: Takut dikerubung semut.. soalnya mbak manis.. :D
Cowo: “Mbak punya obeng nggak?”
Cewe: “Hah? Gak Punya tuh.”
Cowo: “Tapi kalo nomor telepon punya,kan?”
          Cowo: “Sayang, kamu itu seperti sendok…”
          Cewe: “Kenapa?”
          Cowo: “Karena kamu ngaduk-ngaduk perasaan aku…”
Dari bule sono:
M: “Are you an Interior Decorator?”
W: “No. Why?”
M: “When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful”
M: “Are you religious?”
W: “Yes ”
M: “Good, because I’m the answer to your prayers.”
M: “Baby, did you fart, Cause you blow me away…”
M: “How is your fever?”
W: “What Fever?”
M: “Oh.. you just look so hot to me…”

M: “Wow! I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!”
this is a good one !
M: “Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels do really exist.”
M: “Wow! How did you do that???!!!”
W: “Do what?”
M: “Look so good…”
M: “Hey, I lost my phone number.. can I have yours?”
M: “Hey Laura!! (Big Hug), I haven’t seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS) Wow, you’ve really have changed!!!
W: “Wait, I’m not Laura..”
M: “What? Oh my god, You even changed your name!!!
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